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The Traffic Lets Up, But Breathing Becomes Difficult

Guy on cell: When the freeway ends, turn left…Yes, the freeway ends….Because the continent ends, dipshit.

–Hermosa Beach, California

  • Posted on February 28, 2025
  • Advice, California, Geography, Guys, Insults, On the phone
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