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The Marketing Director Advises Santa's Purchasing Elf

Girl on cell: Dude, you could buy a whole bag full of dildos, and he would never know.

–Oceanside, California

Overheard by: groovychica

  • Posted on July 19, 2022
  • California, Girls, Gossip, Gripes, On the phone, Sex
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