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That’s What You Said About the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria
Little boy: Dad, what’s the navy?
Dad: It’s the army, but with boats.
–South Haven, Michigan
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September 24, 2022
Dads
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Kids
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Michigan
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Questions
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Stupidity
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