10 Dollars Cancels Out a Lot of Strange

Mother: Danny, go ask those people for a lighter.
Son: Why, Mom?
Mother: So I can light my smoke, baby.
Son: I’m not your baby, and no! They are strange.
Mother: I’ll give you ten bucks.
Son: Okay!

–Shark’s Cove, Oahu, Hawaii

Overheard by: Hope