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Psh, Take All Those Rings Off and Come Talk to Me

Girl to boy: Damn, look at those calluses on your hands! Do you masturbate with sandpaper or something?

–Tampa, Florida

  • Posted on December 21, 2021
  • Body parts, Florida, Girls, Guys, Masturbating, Physical Appearance
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