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Only If the Wind's Blowing in the Right Direction

Ditz: Do you still tan if you don’t lie down?

–Jones Beach, Long Island, New York

Overheard by: the imbiber

  • Posted on July 11, 2023
  • Girls, Idiots, New York, Questions, Stupidity, Sunbathing
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