Dude #1: Wouldn’t it be cool if you could just get surgery to switch your heart and, say, your liver?
Dude #2: What?
Dude #1: Then, if someone came up to you and said, “I’m gonna stab you in the heart!” you could be like, “I’d like to see you try!”
–Dewey Beach, Delaware
Overheard by: Suprchick