I Think They Still Get Points for a Liver-Stab, Jimmy

Dude #1: Wouldn't it be cool if you could just get surgery to switch your heart and, say, your liver?
Dude #2: What?
Dude #1: Then, if someone came up to you and said, “I'm gonna stab you in the heart!” you could be like, “I'd like to see you try!”

–Dewey Beach, Delaware

Overheard by: Suprchick