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I Adore When Cows Eat Me, Though.

Stoned surfer: I decided that I won't eat fish anymore, because if I don't eat them, they won't eat me.

–Long Beach Island, New Jersey

  • Posted on March 24, 2026
  • Animals, Food, New Jersey, Stoners, Stupidity, Surfers
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