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Oaky, with Overtones of Fruit and Tobacco

Chick #1 disappears into bedroom with dude.

Chick #2: Go ahead, bitch, suck his dick. It’s sandy and it tastes like me.

–Beach Haven, New Jersey

  • Posted on June 4, 2022
  • Biotechs, New Jersey, Penis
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