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Hopefully Only Sorrows Will Be Drowned Today.

Mother to five-year-old son: If anything happens get help from a lifeguard. Mommy's gonna be at the bar.

–Blizzard Beach, Disney World, Florida

  • Posted on December 21, 2024
  • Advice, Drinking, Family, Florida, Kids, Moms
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