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Here's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to Explain

Girl #1: Dude, my retainer smells nasty!
Girl #2: Just put a little bleach on it.
Girl #1: Wouldn't that kill me?
Girl #2: Yeah, but it will make your teeth whiter.

–Tampa, Florida

  • Posted on August 25, 2022
  • Body parts, Florida, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Sensory Experiences
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