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Gonna Be Everybody's Naptime

Hipster teen on cell: No, dude, I'm not sober. I'm totally drunk and I have to babysit in less than an hour!

–Alki Beach, Seattle, Washington

  • Posted on August 22, 2021
  • Drinking, Jobs & careers, On the phone, Teens, Washington, Weirdness
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