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But Then You Could Tuck Your Shorts under Them

Teen chick #1: I might want boobs like that.
Teen chick #2: Yeah, but then they’d get old and saggy.

–Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: I.S.

  • Posted on May 27, 2025
  • Age and ageing, Default, Girls, Maryland, Rack, Teens, Wishes
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