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…But I’m Not Sure What I’d Do for a Klondike Bar.
Bikini girl to friend: Yeah, I’d suck a dick for an iPod touch.
–Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Posted on
June 24, 2021
BJs
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Friends
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Gadgets
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Girls
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Massachusetts
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Penis
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