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Who Still Uses MySpace?

Scene girl to friend: Hey, Ana!
Friend, yelling: Call me by my MySpace name!
Scene girl, sighing: Fine. (pause) Hey, AnaAutomaticAssaultUnicorn!

–Tampa, Florida

  • Posted on January 30, 2023
  • Florida, Friends, Girls, Internet, Names
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