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Which Threw Off Our Whole System of Coded Gestures

20-something girl #1: So, she’s pregnant?
20-something girl #2: No, I just didn’t want to sit by the soda machine.

–Warren Dunes, Michigan

  • Posted on January 10, 2022
  • Girls, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Stupidity, Wishes
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