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What? It's Something My Dad Says

Teenage girl: This beach is tight!
Teenage boy: Tight like a fourth grader.

–Harwichport, Massachusetts

  • Posted on October 18, 2024
  • Massachusetts, Sex, Teens, Weirdness, Words
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