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There's No "U" in My Cunt, Pal

30-something Guido to pretty girl: Hey. I hear you're looking for a stud. I've got the STD, all I need is “u.”

–Pacific Beach, California

  • Posted on May 4, 2021
  • California, Girls, Guys, STDs, Words
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