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The New Theme For Bars in Shinjuku

Girl #1: Ew, don’t swim in the water.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: ‘Cause fish have sex in it. Do you want to swallow fish sperm?

–Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: Izzie

  • Posted on May 26, 2023
  • Advice, Animals, Girls, Maryland, Sex
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