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That's Not What "Swimmers Will Be Penalized" Means, Bobby.

Skinny hipster in the river: Then why the fuck are we swimming here if I could lose my fucking dick?!

–Roanoke, Virginia

Overheard by: commodore

  • Posted on May 8, 2022
  • Health & Hygiene, Insults, Penis, Questions, Skinny people, Swimming, Virginia
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