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Take That Back, Motherfucker!

(after a person in a full Elmo suit was chased down the beach)
Guy #1: Elmo was a lady!
Guy #2: Elmo is a bitch.

–Coney Island, New York

  • Posted on June 1, 2025
  • Clothes, Guys, Insults, New York, TV
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