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Priorities, Ashley.

Girl #1: Our table looks lonely.
Girl #2: Why cause we have no friends?
Girl #1: No. Cause we have no drinks!

–Cuba

Overheard by: kiki

  • Posted on January 22, 2023
  • Caribbean, Drinking, Girls, Gripes, Questions
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