Six‐year‐old girl: Hey! Don’t throw sand at me! How would you like it if I threw sand at you? Huh?
Six‐year‐old boy: Go ahead, I dare you. I wouldn’t care, I like the sand. I’ll lay down in it right now if you want. Now shut up, and keep digging.
–Fairfield Beach, Ohio
Overheard by: SHU friends