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If You're Heinous, I Guarantee It

Girl #1: Do you think a guy would tell you if he had a girlfriend?
Girl #2: Yes, of course he would!

–Belmar, New Jersey

Overheard by: kate

  • Posted on September 17, 2023
  • Friends, Girls, New Jersey, Questions, Stupidity, Three is company
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