If You Cunt Pronounce It Correctly, Keep Your Mouth Shit

Three-year-old girl: I love the bitch!
Mother: Did you just say ‘bitch’? You can’t say that! It’s beach.
Three-year-old girl: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Mother, exasperated: I can hear you!

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: jess