Just When You Thought Lance Armstrong Couldn't Be Any More Of a Dick…

Guy #1: No, you're gonna strap a dildo to my bike seat!
Guy #2: Oh, yeah, sticking straight up.
Guy #1 imitating vibrating noise: Going do-do-do…
Guy #2: They do that?
Guy #1: Oh yeah!

–Daytona Beach, Florida

Overheard by: nyssa