If There Were a God, Lightning Would Have Struck Them Both at this Point

Hairy man with large dog, to four young women: Are you here for the day?
Hot woman: No, we're just leaving. We have an appointment.
Hairy man: Really? What? Mani…pedi?
Hot woman: No. Sailing in Sag.

–Fying Point Beach, Southampton, New York

Overheard by: lolo