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I Keep All Mine in My Pants

Drunk guy yelling in hallway: I know I've been drinking all day, but you're the one that doesn't got their shit together!

–Huntington Beach, California

  • Posted on February 20, 2023
  • California, Drinking, Drunks, Guys, Poop
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