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I Can Tell Because It Is Still Full

Cop, pointing to trash can filled rim with beer and alcohol bottles: Are all of these yours?
Tall man, pointing to one lone bottle: Well, that one's not mine.

–Belmar, New Jersey

  • Posted on May 30, 2022
  • Cops, Drinking, Guys, New Jersey, Questions, Weirdness
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