Cute four‐year‐old to slightly chubbier four‐year‐old digging hole in the sand: Whatcha doing?
Chubby four‐year‐old: You can’t play with me.
Cute four‐year‐old: Oh. (pause) Well, you’re fat. (walks away)
–Ocean City, New Jersey
Overheard by: The Older Sister
