Henry VIII Was to Wreak Vengeance on All Womankind

Cute four-year-old to slightly chubbier four-year-old digging hole in the sand: Whatcha doing?
Chubby four-year-old: You can't play with me.
Cute four-year-old: Oh. (pause) Well, you're fat. (walks away)

–Ocean City, New Jersey

Overheard by: The Older Sister