Glad the condom broke

Tomorrow Night It's The Devil in Miss Jones or Nothing

Five-year-old girl to dad humming Lion King theme: Would you please stop singing that song?!
Dad: I can’t get it out of my head.
Five-year-old girl: That’s the last time you make me watch that movie with you.

–Palm Beach, Florida

Overheard by: jeff little

Posted on October 16, 2021
Dads, Florida, Glad the condom broke, Movies

If You Cunt Pronounce It Correctly, Keep Your Mouth Shit

Three-year-old girl: I love the bitch!
Mother: Did you just say ‘bitch’? You can’t say that! It’s beach.
Three-year-old girl: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Mother, exasperated: I can hear you!

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: jess

Posted on September 23, 2021
Glad the condom broke, Insults, Moms, Virginia