Little boy passing by a midget: Mom! Mom! I just saw a people-kid!
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Little boy passing by a midget: Mom! Mom! I just saw a people-kid!
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Grandma: So aren't you coming to visit me in 3 weeks.
Granddaughter: No, like 2 weeks and 6 days.
–Fort Lauderdale, Florida
