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Cousin Ethel Flunked Math Consistently

Girl #1: What did you do to get community service?
Girl #2: My cousin set me up with this guy. She said “he's cute, he 18.” He was 15.

–Nahant, Massachusetts

  • Posted on July 12, 2023
  • Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Sex, Stupidity
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