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Clearly You've Never Been Around Dogs

Teen girl to teen boy: Well, it ain't gonna lick itself!

–Gunnison Beach, Sandy Hook, New Jersey

  • Posted on November 30, 2022
  • Advice, New Jersey, Sensory Experiences, Teens, Weirdness
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