“Arf‐Arf” Means “Give Me the Meat or Die!”

Six‐year‐old boy running with hot dog in hand, chased by leash‐less Doberman Pinscher: Look, Dad!
Suddenly‐observant father: No! Drop that meat!
Six‐year‐old boy, still running with hot dog in hand: But Dad, I’m learning to speak dog!

–Ocean Beach’s Dog Beach, California

Overheard by: fishwhisperer