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You Should Only Hit Your Enemies, Your Children, and Iraq

Woman, smacking her son over the head: Don’t hit your friends!

–Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey

Overheard by: Herbie McHebrew

  • Posted on June 21, 2021
  • Moms, New Jersey, Stupidity, Violence
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