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Without Having to Open Your Eyes

Drunk dude: I like mescaline for breakfast, because then all day you see all kinds of different shit.

–Pacific Beach, California

  • Posted on January 14, 2023
  • California, Compliments, Drugs, Drunks, Weirdness
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