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Then What'll We Use to Sand the Boat?

Mom: Honey, what are you doing?
Daughter: Going under the umbrella, because I don’t want my butt to get parched.

–Jones Beach, New York

Overheard by: Kara

  • Posted on December 12, 2024
  • Ass, Kids, Moms, New York
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