Puberty and Peer Pressure Ensure Australia’s Bitch Surplus

Tween #1: Do you think I’m a bitch?
Tween #2: No!
Tween #3: You look like a bitch.
Tween #1: What?
Tween #3: Bitches are pretty.
Tween #2: Do I look like a bitch? 

–Bondi Beach, Australia