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Oedipus: 2006

Mother: Will you please stop whining?
Small boy: Shut up, Mommy.

–Martell’s Tiki Bar, Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey

Overheard by: Trystan

  • Posted on December 4, 2024
  • Insults, Moms, New Jersey, Should've used a condom
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