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I've Also Decided I'm an Elderly Asian Woman This Week

Guy on cell: Yes, I'm on the beach. I told you, I'm in the Caribbean this week.

–Tobay Beach, Long Island, New York

Overheard by: debbie downer

  • Posted on April 18, 2023
  • Guys, Lies, New York, On the phone, Weirdness
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