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Elizabeth: 0 Ice Cream Man: 1

Limping girl with bandages and arm in a sling: I dunno, he started driving away so I just grabbed on.

–Wildwood, New Jersey

Overheard by: Max

  • Posted on March 15, 2026
  • Girls, New Jersey, Stupidity, Weirdness
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