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Couldn't We Just Have Played Wii Beach?

Guy walking on the sand: I fucking hate the beach! I hate sand and it's not getting any better. Look, more sand!

–Jones Beach, New York

  • Posted on March 2, 2022
  • Gripes, Guys, Insults, New York
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