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But My Heart Remains Open, Dear Friend

Nine-year-old boy #1 (yelling): My penis! My penis just closed!
(pause)
Nine-year-old boy #2 (yelling): Cool!

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: Chandler Smith

  • Posted on October 28, 2021
  • Kids, Penis, South Carolina, Weirdness
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