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Bottom Line, Don't Go Barefoot at the Beach

Hobo to lifeguard: Yeah, I pooped here. Twice, actually. Once right there, and once right there.

–Pacifica, California

  • Posted on June 3, 2021
  • California, Health & Hygiene, Homeless, Poop, Swimming
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