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Awww, You're Sweet. No, I'm 30

Little girl: Grandma, you’re old!
Grandma: How old do you think I am, sweetie?
Little girl: I dunno… like, 16, or something.

–Wilmington, North Carolina

  • Posted on June 27, 2022
  • Glad the condom broke, North Carolina, Old folks, Stupidity
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