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You Are? I Just Thought You Tanned All Year

Girl on cell: What? Baby, what are you talking about? Why would you want to adopt a Negro?

–Clearwater, Florida

Overheard by: Hana

  • Posted on February 18, 2025
  • Florida, Race, White people
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