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You Always Remember Your Slow Summer Friends

Kid in wave pool, to friend: No, you gotta jump up into the waves. Jump! Jump! No, jump up, not down!

–Splish Splash, Long Island, New York

  • Posted on July 5, 2022
  • Advice, Kids, New York
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