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She Told Me She Got That from a Rough-Trade Escort!

Kid #1: [Inaudible.]Kid #2: That’s the noise your mom made when I punched her in the eye with my dick.

–Beach restroom, Grand Haven, Michigan

  • Posted on May 17, 2023
  • Insults, Michigan, Should've used a condom
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