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Is "Einstein" a Position?

Guy (sarcastically): You're like the smartest person I know. You're practically einstein.
Girl: I… Don't really get sex jokes.

–Bethany Beach

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  • Posted on April 13, 2026
  • Asian people, Assholes, Physical Appearance
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