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I Tried to Solve Both Problems by Eating Her

Big man: No, I never blamed my wife for me being fat. I blame her for me being a nympho… Not for being fat, though…

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

  • Posted on April 23, 2025
  • Diet and Weight, Fat people, Relationships, Virginia
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